Ice Cube’s eyebrows should have won an Oscar and a Grammy by now. They look like someone used the Twirl filter on them. Photoshopped at birth. I have wonky eyebrows on account of having an abscess removed (badly) as a kid. I kind of forget about it but I guess it’s really noticeable, being that it’s right between my eyes. My wonky is not as good as Cube’s wonky.

They took years to honour Scorsese’s eyebrows though. The bit in Anaconda where he shoots the snake in the head and goes “BEETCH!”.

I got this comment spam yesterday:

“Your guestbook is example of middle-class guestbooks. Congratulation! I?ll show your site and guestbook to my friends.”

If Cube read that comment, you know what face he’d make?

My favourite Cube song is either “We Had To Tear This Mothafucka Up” or “A Bird In The Hand”. He actually made at least two good songs this year. Something good to frown about.

This is probably my favourite youtube video yet…

That’s it!

50 seconds of the instrumental from Crime Mob’s riotmongering “Knuck If You Buck”.

A dude rapping a few cusses about a “rake-lookin-ass-nigga”.

Still images of the lookin az things, that appear in time with the rapping.

There’s a follow up by another dude. It’s a little weak but it does introduce the concept of somebody looking like a flock, something I had never before considered.

Timing. It’s all about timing.
I have no idea whether these two videos are part of a greater “lookin az ning” scene or whether they are the only examples. I can only hope more lookin az videos appear on youtube.

In fact have the instrumental so you can make your own…

Crime Mob – Knuck If You Buck (Instrumental) 2004

So me and my homebody HURK was gonna do this website called I Need Love on some Hiphop jokes shit. In fact before that we were gonna do a magazine along the same lines called Silly Rabbit but we never because we are so busy men.

Anyways one of the things we were gonna do was pictorial representations of famous (or particularly pleasing) lines from raps. I did a couple so I figure I’ll post them up here for people to have a guess at. HURK might even post his someplace…

Guesses in the comments section please.

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