Ice Cube’s eyebrows should have won an Oscar and a Grammy by now. They look like someone used the Twirl filter on them. Photoshopped at birth. I have wonky eyebrows on account of having an abscess removed (badly) as a kid. I kind of forget about it but I guess it’s really noticeable, being that it’s right between my eyes. My wonky is not as good as Cube’s wonky.

They took years to honour Scorsese’s eyebrows though. The bit in Anaconda where he shoots the snake in the head and goes “BEETCH!”.

I got this comment spam yesterday:

“Your guestbook is example of middle-class guestbooks. Congratulation! I?ll show your site and guestbook to my friends.”

If Cube read that comment, you know what face he’d make?

My favourite Cube song is either “We Had To Tear This Mothafucka Up” or “A Bird In The Hand”. He actually made at least two good songs this year. Something good to frown about.