Land of a Thousand Dances: Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Wednesday October 10th 2007, 1:06 am

Soulja Boy

The below video is effectively “The autobiography of Soulja Boy, aged 17″.

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If you’re American then Crank Dat Soulja Boy was a number one single and you don’t need an introduction. If you’re over this side of the pond and you haven’t heard of him, all you really need to know is that he is a dance craze and dance crazes are GREAT THINGS.

Nowadays dance crazes play out not so much in the clubs (although they still do) as on Youtube, a service invented strictly for dance crazes.

The second most important thing about Soulja Boy is that he has written his name on his sunglasses with Tip-ex pen, a move clearly meant as a FUCK YOU to Kanye’s designer shits. Tip-ex pen is mightier than the sword. Supermanned!


Do like this…
… in par carks or in your undersized living room…

(Dude on the right: children shouldn’t lift weights)

…learn it in a swimming pool…

…and teach it to Barney!

Now thats what I’m talking about. This is a regular new feature by the way. I will try and cover as many dance crazes, past and present as I can. Mainly because Talib Kweli fans really hate dance tunes. You know? Dance crazes are Kryptonite to Kweli fans. Proof that they are a great thing. Someone should start a dance craze called The Talib Kweli or Crank Dat Little Brother, the internet would implode.

Related dances that I can’t condone at this point:

Crank dat jump rope
Although the whole invisible skipping-rope thing is a YES when done right.

Crank dat Aquaman

This is just a NO, straight. You do Superman, Batman, Spiderman but we don’t need to Crank Dat Aquaman until about 2009 by my reckoning. Surely we can Crank Dat Absorbing-Man first, no?


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you forgot about this…

Comment by A to the L 10.10.07 @ 2:10 am

obviously I mean this…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ARyAb_1Bs

Comment by A to the L 10.10.07 @ 2:11 am

Also… as ganked from the comments section on a nahright post, but true, so I’ll post it…

I defy you not to read this and then have visions of it while watching the Barney video at the point when Baby Bop (yes I know his name) and the other one stick their heads in through the window on the line…

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you guys know whut superman dat hoe means?…like whut it really means… check this I got this from a friend on another website…

“I know I usually get on my virtual email and Internet podium and spout
off for a few minutes about some silly thing I see going on in society
and/or man-woman relationships but, this week is different. I’m here
to inform and enlighten! So, everyone knows that song “Superman Dat
Ho”, right? You know the one! It got the hottest multi-step dance
since the Electric Slide and the Cha-Cha Slide. But, I digress, let’s
get into it! Do y’all really know what “Superman Dat Ho” means? I know
I didn’t and the answer is some of the most shocking and funniest sh*t
I’ve heard since I first learned what a “Dirty Sanchez” is or when my
boy told me about “Riding The Bull”.

So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the
situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain
young lady. Y’all have been messing around for hours and you’ve tried
everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me
put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car
trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now’s
the time to give up and “Superman Dat Ho”!!! I’ll try to keep this as
clean as possible for those of you who read this at work Smile So
basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to “take things into
your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you
catch my drift by now. You then “release” on her back while she’s
sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little
soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny
part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up
sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the
next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a
cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL LOL It
don’t get any better than that. I will say that I’ve never done it but,
I can’t front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!!
LMBAO! Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this
little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage
cousin! The dude, Soldija Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the
hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, “I’m afraid for the
future…”

…hell fuckin naw.

Comment by A to the L 10.10.07 @ 2:19 am

EXCELLENT and CHARMING! I love kids.

I’ll co-sign dude’s “best multi-step dance since the Cha-Cha Slide” bit.

Comment by Beezer B 10.10.07 @ 9:39 am

You made that shit up, A2L, you dirty ol bastard! Barney’s funny as hell.

Comment by ILL 10.10.07 @ 12:37 pm

But Barney has always been into hip hop…everyone knows that right?

See:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymegI1AG-9w

see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjJsitebBe0

Comment by Becca 10.10.07 @ 1:10 pm

That girl on the left is my siste rI took that pciture hahahaha

Comment by Leigh 05.02.08 @ 7:51 pm

soulja boy is going to be the new dance craze! that’s what people on german tv were saying last night.
what’s nxet? the bogle?

Comment by Tim 13.02.08 @ 10:48 pm

I know eventhough im russsian I Love Soulja Boy Very Much!!!!!!!!!! HE is soooooooo Damn Hottt!!

Comment by Larisa 12.06.09 @ 4:47 pm

I REALLY LOVE SOULJA BOY AND THINK HE IS REALLY HOTT!!!! Some bitches though think hes stupid and cant rap, but i think hes agood rapper. Fuck You Bitches who hate him! ur just jalous. White girls really love him(im white girl too).

Comment by Larisa 12.06.09 @ 4:53 pm

What more can I say…

Comment by Tim 01.07.09 @ 8:45 am



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